In memory of the recently departed

The kids' favorite joke is -

There was a snail who slimed over to a car lot and said, "I need to buy a car."
The salesman said, "What kind of car are you looking for?"
The snail said, "A fast car with the letter S painted on the side."
The salesman said, "Why do you want the letter S on your car?"
The snail said, "So that everyone who sees me will say 'Look at that S car go!'"

The end

;-)